dear fucking lord what a shitty three days this has been, so far I have been barricaded from an adjacent street thanks to jubilee parties coming out of my arse, seriously, why the big fuss, it seems somewhat mundane. 

The queen has been waving and making one speech a year for 60 years now, and so fucking what? are we really that pleased that the earth low and behold managed to make it around the sun one more time, and here I was thinking it wouldnt, I mean come off it, why celebrate because a woman has reached 60 years of doing fuck all, see if this happened to anyone other than the queen it would be on jeremy kyle “I’ve avoided 60 years of work and im throwing a party” i can see jezzer ripping her apart already, but no, because of her elevated social status she gets 3 days of celebration!

people keep saying its an excuse to get pissed, bitch please i dont need an excuse to get pissed. Snibbo out keep it classy folks. x